Sally Rammed™ Tee — Drop 001

She drives a Prado. She holds a rosé like it's a weapon. She absolutely does not regret a single decision.

Meet Sally. The unofficial mascot of every coastal town in Australia. She's got a "SALLY" plate, a surfboard she's never used, and an attitude that owns every room it walks into.

This is not just a t-shirt. This is a personality test.

The Sally Rammed™ Tee is Drop 001 from Coastal Chaos™ — a limited first run of Australia's boldest new streetwear brand. Full back premium artwork. Heavyweight cotton. Built to last longer than her last relationship.

✔ 400GSM heavyweight cotton
✔ 100% cotton, pre-shrunk
✔ Oversized street fit
✔ Premium full back DTG print
✔ Designed in Australia
✔ Ships Australia-wide + Internationally
✔ Limited first run — when it's gone, it's gone

Size Guide (cm):
XS: Chest 56 / Length 70 / Shoulder 53 / Sleeve 21
S: Chest 58 / Length 72 / Shoulder 55 / Sleeve 22
M: Chest 60 / Length 74 / Shoulder 57 / Sleeve 23
L: Chest 62 / Length 76 / Shoulder 59 / Sleeve 24
XL: Chest 64 / Length 78 / Shoulder 61 / Sleeve 25
2XL: Chest 66 / Length 80 / Shoulder 63 / Sleeve 26
3XL: Chest 68 / Length 82 / Shoulder 65 / Sleeve 27

Model is 172cm wearing size M for an oversized fit.

⚠️ Disclaimer: Coastal Chaos™ is not responsible for relationship breakdowns, Prado-related incidents, Port Elliot Bakery bans, or anyone recognising themselves in this design.

Wear it. Live it. Regret nothing.
— Coastal Chaos™ | Wine. Drama. Coastal Karma. 🐏

Use code SALLY10 at checkout for $10 off — 25 uses only. Expires 18 May 2026.