{"title":"Limited Runs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited runs. No restocks. No second chances.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSally doesn't do second chances, and neither do we. Every piece in this collection is a first — and last — run. When it's gone, it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWine. Drama. Coastal Karma. 🐏\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sally-rammed™-tee","title":"Sally Rammed™ Tee — Drop 001","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShe drives a Prado. She holds a rosé like it's a weapon. She absolutely does not regret a single decision.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Sally. The unofficial mascot of every coastal town in Australia. She's got a \"SALLY\" plate, a surfboard she's never used, and an attitude that owns every room it walks into.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is not just a t-shirt. This is a personality test.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Sally Rammed™ Tee is Drop 001 from Coastal Chaos™ — a limited first run of Australia's boldest new streetwear brand. Full back premium artwork. Heavyweight cotton. Built to last longer than her last relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✔ 400GSM heavyweight cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ 100% cotton, pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Oversized street fit\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Premium full back DTG print\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Designed in Australia\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Ships Australia-wide + Internationally\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Limited first run — when it's gone, it's gone\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Guide (cm):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nXS: Chest 56 \/ Length 70 \/ Shoulder 53 \/ Sleeve 21\u003cbr\u003e\nS: Chest 58 \/ Length 72 \/ Shoulder 55 \/ Sleeve 22\u003cbr\u003e\nM: Chest 60 \/ Length 74 \/ Shoulder 57 \/ Sleeve 23\u003cbr\u003e\nL: Chest 62 \/ Length 76 \/ Shoulder 59 \/ Sleeve 24\u003cbr\u003e\nXL: Chest 64 \/ Length 78 \/ Shoulder 61 \/ Sleeve 25\u003cbr\u003e\n2XL: Chest 66 \/ Length 80 \/ Shoulder 63 \/ Sleeve 26\u003cbr\u003e\n3XL: Chest 68 \/ Length 82 \/ Shoulder 65 \/ Sleeve 27\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eModel is 172cm wearing size M for an oversized fit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Coastal Chaos™ is not responsible for relationship breakdowns, Prado-related incidents, Port Elliot Bakery bans, or anyone recognising themselves in this design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWear it. Live it. Regret nothing.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n— Coastal Chaos™ | Wine. Drama. Coastal Karma. 🐏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUse code \u003cstrong\u003eSALLY10\u003c\/strong\u003e at checkout for $10 off — 25 uses only. Expires 18 May 2026.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coastal Chaos™","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47152960176259,"sku":"6615267_19391","price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47152960209027,"sku":"6615267_19394","price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47152960241795,"sku":"6615267_19397","price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47152960274563,"sku":"6615267_19400","price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47152960307331,"sku":"6615267_19403","price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47152960340099,"sku":"6615267_19406","price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47152960372867,"sku":"6615267_19409","price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6808\/6403\/files\/unisex-staple-eco-t-shirt-black-back-6a0478dcc4bb1.jpg?v=1778678010"}],"url":"https:\/\/coastal-chaos.store\/collections\/limited-runs.oembed","provider":"Coastal Chaos™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}